just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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