like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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