How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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