S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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