Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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