I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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