I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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