butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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