spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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