i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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