i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
where does the pee come out of this thing
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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