Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
