omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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