I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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