His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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