Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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