no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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