You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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