there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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