Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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