She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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