I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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