Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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