Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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