he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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