nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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