You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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