i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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