I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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