Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Randomize
