New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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