OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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