this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
