i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Randomize
