Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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