I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Some milfs here doing some blow
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.