i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.