It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.