Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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