You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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