found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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