i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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