I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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