Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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