Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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