All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
