babies were throwing up all over the place
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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