even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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