Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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