Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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