I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We got so high we made milksteak
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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