Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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