And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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