Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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