bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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