Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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